Q: What is a cow's favorite day?A: Moo-years Day!
Q: What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?A: A burglar alarm!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?A: Two lips.
Q: What did the light bulb say to her man on Valentine's Day?A: I wuv you watts and watts.
Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?A: IHOP!
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?A: Lots of eggercise!
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?A: Indepen-dance!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?A: A sham rock
Q: Why is St. Patrick's day most frog's favorite holiday?A: Because they are already wearing green
Q: Knock Knock, Who's there? Irish. Irish Who?A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Q: What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?A: A burglar alarm!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?A: Two lips.
Q: What did the light bulb say to her man on Valentine's Day?A: I wuv you watts and watts.
Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?A: IHOP!
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?A: Lots of eggercise!
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?A: Indepen-dance!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?A: A sham rock
Q: Why is St. Patrick's day most frog's favorite holiday?A: Because they are already wearing green
Q: Knock Knock, Who's there? Irish. Irish Who?A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
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